You got a situation blowing up with some Iranian gangsters, and if you want half your squad shot to pieces by them, then this is the cop you need. Heβs like the antithesis of an 80s cop badass. TOTAL COPS fail!
Hey yo, it's the extended cut of The Lonely Island's opening credits to Awesometown. It might not be a brand new song, but it's still pretty frikkin' funny. Why not dance and sing along at home! Go on, no one's looking.
We men are often guilty of thinking with the wrong head, which can all too often lead to some dangerous troubles. Every so often though it actually makes more sense than what our brain is telling us, don't believe me....try it - LAMO!
Time for some pleasure & pain! She gets her back-flip half right...by falling hard onto her back - Is it right to laugh at a pretty chick in agony? Of course it is, it almost makes it funnier!
Oh man this is some classic football to the face situation, worthy of an international World Cup event. But lets be honest about it though, little girls shouldn't be playing football. lol
I hate chicks, they are all endowed with the power of mind control - It's the sure fire way for a woman to win any arguement, all the have to do it put this thought into your mind and you will do what ever they say. FACT!
You know those backflips that are like, double backflips. Like a double backflip, all across the sky. We're witnessing history here, from Aaron "Wheelz" Fotheringham. And to celebrate such an achievement God (or maybe Aaron) made it rain skittles.
Oh YESS! He's back! The man with whose cries of emotional anguish sound like the mating call of a flamboyantly gay wookie is back & this time he's wrapped in a full-metal Kleenex box - Now when he cries like a baby he sounds pretty damn awesome!
They can't drive cars and now they prove that hand weapons are not a good idea as well - Oh man this thing hits her pretty damn hard right in the face. All girls out there please make sure you hold onto the gun properly - Total female FAIL!
This could possibly be the most dangerous thing in the world, it's a combination that brings fear to every man's eyes - A cute blonde chick trying to fire and AK47. Literally anything in the world could happen! LOL
After having watched this it makes one realize a few very important, significant, world-changing things..... I forgot what they were now.... anyway, No wonder all these beloved historical heroes never amounted to anything. MEH!
Now this is one lesson you would remember for the rest of your life if it happened to you - Think how psyched you would be if you teacher accidentally brought in a sex tape instead of the normal class video. Gets sex education out of the way i suppose - GENIUS!
It's a sad fact, but the evidence is hard to dispute! Have you ever wondered the exact point when women took over the ruling of the world from us guys? Well here it is in all its glory, they are just simply smarter than us. Damn!
There's always that time, you've taken a great photo. The light's right, the angle, the expression of the subject. But it's missing something. That drunken guy in the background ruining your shot. Well now comes a handy tool to shoop him in!
What the F#CK happened to Skynet, they sent a muscle-head with eyes of death, then a fearless shape-shifting assassin, then a gorgeous girl who spoke binary, so what's this? He could terminate a buffet, not so much I'll be back as I'll be fat.
To be honest i'm seriously surprised that the table could hold this chicks weight to begin with, let alone have her dancing on it. Always good to see a girl perform scientific test of tensile strengths and tolerances for the sake of our amusement - LMAO!
It's like one of those cruel laboratory experiments, except in this case these little rat-assed rodents are actually domesticated and clearly out for a good time in the household - Cute hamsters go WILD! - Totally weird !!!
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself 'WHY!?!' & leave it at that - Five brave workers decide to record themselves simultaneously at their office doing something so unthinkable it makes me wonder if this is a new kind of sick work torture?
Parenting tip: If you love someone, let them go, and they'll come back to you..... Just don't let them go mid-backflip. A valuable lesson on trust is painfully abused - OUCH!
If you are going to upgrade your gun to something mega-awesome with some Nitro express bad-boyness then make sue you aren't a complete wiener and can manage to hang on the the thing once you fire it. BOZO!!!