Life North of fourty does start to present certain challenges, most glaring among them would be how to catch the eye of the younger ladies. Time to start being a bit more clever about keeping up appearances dude.
Super Hot Delilah is inviting you into her bed, if you need more than one invitation before you take that offer I've got some bad news for you fella.. Major Babe!!
Oh my god i think i am in love with this chick. It might sound a bit weird but i would let this chick slow mo sneeze over me 24/7, no high speed action though err.
Well she almost does but her quick thinking reverses the situation and she comes out on top. I need to remember this one, but it might not work i have a top floor apartment. Ouch!
Everyone loves Twister but nobody talks about why. That's because the reason we all dig it is because you get to casually brush up against some bewb & it's all part of the game! Being in the "Friend Zone" has never paid off until now...
Just when you thought it was safe to get a job at a call center, this prank phone call proves that Karma exists, and American's can fight back when it comes to unsolicited calls - This is genius at it's very best !
Watch closely the creepy looking blonde-haired kid, and look where he points to - that's right, his flux capacitor. WTF? indeed. I'm betting it's not a kid but a randy midget. Marty, get the DeLorean and escape to the future!
I'd like to touch her down...below. If my high school football team had this beauty on it I might have taken a greater interest in wanting to play, rather than just hanging around smoking weed through a dead dog & drinking my dad's whiskey.
Hahahahaha what a complete loser this kid is. First of all he lets his buddy shit him whilst he wears a bullet proof vest and then he thinks it isnt going to hurt. BOZO!!!
This is my kind of talent show, full of acts that show plenty of promise…for exploding into goo that is. These guys are what you might call the crème de la crème. And the judges are far more coherent than the usual lot.
Who's the lucky guy in this video then? And has he paid adequately for this privilege? No? Then someone get me the bouncers and let's take him out back and pound his head until it resembles Sloth from The Goonies after he's had a stroke !!
This kid is practicing driving in the school's parking lot when out of nowhere his buddy tries to scare him by jumping on the hood but ends up destroying his windshield.
You know this must have been the worst office ever, and he blatantly got dumbed by his girlfriend the night before. One day I'll do this, i can't wait.
Stop your grinning & drop your linen & just remember that in space NO ONE can hear you scream! Don't panic it's shopped! Filmed as if from another shuttle & created using Photoshopped pictures of real shuttles - Kinda f#cking spooky!
This is Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, founder and sole member of one of the most important groups ever formed: the "Fellatio Truth Movement". Jon Lajoie proves once again that "he da man".